Aww, fluffmuffin!
[Actually my pet name for Pugsley, but you can borrow it ]

If you have the sideways "don't look at me" pose in any of the new ones, I'll unleash my centipedes on your house.
[Our house is infested with 'em.]

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And already the wind is dying back, signaling the transition from nowhere to WHERE.
Already the mists are parting.
"Welcome to Hell," I tell myself. And I am afraid.
Welcome to Hell.